Evil Doer

I never thought I would wake up thankful that I’m in prison, but today that most definitely happened.

I had a dream last night that I was given a 1 day furlough for something (don’t remember exactly what it was for), but in my dream I forgot to go back to prison at the end of the day. In my dream I wake up the next day and think, “Oh crap! I forgot to go back to prison… they are never going to believe I forgot.”

So yeah, anyway… super stoked to not be a furlough escapee today. 🙂