Author Archive

Banana Bread

Posted: October 14, 2014 in Uncategorized

I had that carrot cake a couple weeks ago, and today someone brought me banana bread they made. It was pretty damn good.

Amazing how much good food people can make with just a microwave when you need/want to.

Someone Missing

Posted: October 13, 2014 in Uncategorized

Someone else walked away today… That makes 9 people who decided to escape (well, more like walk away) this place since I’ve been here in a few months.

Official Release Roster

Posted: October 12, 2014 in Uncategorized

The downstairs clerk walked by and said he saw my name added to the “Official Release Roster” (whatever that means). I suppose that’s good.

I assume it’s just automatic when you are within 60 days of your release, which I am today.

Either way, it feels nice. 🙂

Last Safety Meeting

Posted: October 9, 2014 in Uncategorized

We have to go to these monthly safety meetings when you have a job here where you watch videos about dumb things. For example don’t spray dangerous chemicals in your eyes. Basically, the safety meetings are pretty boring and lame.

The good news is that this is the last one I have to go to because I’ll be taken off work on November 1. This is the good news of the day. 🙂

Lost 30 Pounds

Posted: October 7, 2014 in Uncategorized

Well, I was going to try to lose 25 pounds while I was here, and now I’ve lost 30 pounds, so I’m pretty sure I hit that goal. Came in at 208 and I’m 178 now.

eBay To The SHU

Posted: October 4, 2014 in Uncategorized

Well my new bunkmate didn’t last long. Apparently when I was in visiting, he got into a fight and well… he’s now in the SHU. And I have my good bunk all to myself now.

I wonder if he’ll come back before I go home… if not, “bye Robert”… Don’t get into dumb fights. But I guess you know that now.

No Pets

Posted: October 3, 2014 in Uncategorized

We (and when I say, “we”, I more mean Wade) have a feral cat that lives out on the tree farm where I work in the morning. Nice cat, but probably not the most fun life to be living in a drainage pipe.

Anyway, the Warden decided that he didn’t want stray cats living in the prison, so he ordered it gone. So yeah… KC (Kitty Cat) was taken today in a box. I think she’s in my unit manager’s office, so at least someone is taking care of her.

Carrot Cake

Posted: September 27, 2014 in Uncategorized

My bunkmate (eBay) bought an entire carrot cake off a guy that makes them here and made me have a piece (even though I’m trying to not be fat).

First of all, I love carrot cake. It’s probably my favorite kind of cake. Secondly, it was one of the best carrot cakes I’ve ever had. Not sure where he got the ingredients to make it, because I’m pretty sure you can’t get all that stuff in commissary.

Either way, it was delicious.

Halfway Done

Posted: September 27, 2014 in Uncategorized

I’m more than halfway done here at camp now. I may or may not have bought a calculator just to calculate it.

50.3007% done here (you know… not that I’m paying attention or anything).

75 more days until everything in the universe is right again. 🙂


Posted: September 25, 2014 in Uncategorized

I was working at my boring job (evening recreation equipment check out guy), when all of a sudden about 20 people ran into my tiny little room of equipment (it’s about 10′ x 8′ maybe) and closed the door behind them.

It was really nice and cozy having everyone in there like that. hah

So I guess they saw a sandstorm coming and decided my room was the best shelter around. And sure enough, there was a hell of a sandstorm out there for awhile. Pretty much sand blasted everything around.