Three inmates went missing today. There are no fences here, but I’m sure everyone was properly screened to not be a “flight risk”, so my guess is that our location out in the middle of nowhere makes a perfect place for a UFO to swoop down and abduct human beings.
Wherever in the universe you guys are, may God bless your soul. And watch out for the anal probes.
For EU guests 10 feet = 3 meters O_o'