3 People Abducted By Aliens

Posted: September 3, 2014 in Uncategorized

Three inmates went missing today. There are no fences here, but I’m sure everyone was properly screened to not be a “flight risk”, so my guess is that our location out in the middle of nowhere makes a perfect place for a UFO to swoop down and abduct human beings.

Wherever in the universe you guys are, may God bless your soul. And watch out for the anal probes.

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