The head orderly was handcuffed and taken out of our dorm today while we were watching football. Apparently he had a cell phone and he’ll be spending awhile in the SHU and probably not come back to camp when he’s done (real prison for him).
Funny how a cell phone seems like it would be worse to have than any other sort of contraband.
That’s the bad news for him… the bad news for everyone else in our dorm is that we were first place in inspection the last 2 weeks so we got free soda and popcorn (and get to eat first), so that’s probably going to come to an end since the head guy for that stuff is gone now.
For EU guests 10 feet = 3 meters O_o'